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🔥 INTRODUCTION: WHEN HIGH FASHION MEETS HIGH GLAMOUR
The Miss Universe stage is no stranger to drama, but when AG (Álvaro Guzmán) and ASSTER—two of fashion’s most avant-garde disruptors—collided with the pageant world, the result was pure fire. A viral clip by @uglyasscho has set the internet ablaze, showcasing a surreal, high-octane mashup of campy glamour, gender-bending aesthetics, and pageant satire.
This article breaks down the cultural impact of this collaboration, why it’s resonating, and what it says about the future of beauty standards. ownthatcrown.com
🎭 WHO ARE AG & ASSTER?
Álvaro Guzmán (AG)
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Spanish stylist and creative director known for hyper-editorial, surreal fashion.
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Worked with Rosalía, Bad Bunny, and Palomo Spain.
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Signature style: Glamorous chaos—think glitter tears, melted crowns, and disco dystopia.
ASSTER
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Genderless fashion collective mixing drag, punk, and haute couture.
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Their designs scream “beauty in rebellion”—deconstructed suits, exaggerated silhouettes, and political runway statements.
Together, they’re rewriting the rules of pageantry.
👑 THE MISS UNIVERSE CONCEPT: CAMP MEETS CROWN
The @uglyasscho clip (now with 2M+ views) reimagines Miss Universe as a fever dream of excess, featuring:
✔ Dripping silicone crowns (literally melting off heads)
✔ “Swimsuit” looks made of shattered mirrors
✔ A gender-fluid “Q&A” round with distorted voiceovers
“It’s a commentary on the absurdity and beauty of pageants,” explains AG in an interview. “We’re playing with the idea of ‘perfection.’”
💥 WHY THIS COLLAB IS GENIUS
1. Drag & Pageantry: A Natural Pair
Miss Universe has always had a queer fanbase—now, AG x ASSTER are leaning into it hard. Their aesthetic bridges RuPaul’s Drag Race and Miss Universe, creating a world where glitter beards and ballgowns coexist.
2. Satire With Love
This isn’t a roast—it’s an homage with a wink. The video pokes fun at pageant tropes (over-the-top smiles, rehearsed answers) while celebrating their artistry.
3. The Viral Factor
Gen Z eats this up: #MissUniverseButMakeItFashion is trending, with fans editing themselves into the clip.
🧠 DEEPER MEANING: WHAT’S THE MESSAGE?
Beyond the glitter, AG x ASSTER are asking:
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Who gets to be ‘universally beautiful’?
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Can pageants evolve beyond binary norms?
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What if Miss Universe was truly for every universe?
“Imagine a contestant in a ASSTER sculptural breastplate winning Miss Congeniality,” laughs a fan on Twitter. ownthatcrown.com
🎤 REACTIONS: PRAISE & PUSHBACK
Supporters Say:
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“This is the future of pageants!”
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“Finally, someone gets that fashion is about fantasy.”
Critics Argue:
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“Miss Universe should stay classic.”
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“This mocks real contestants’ hard work.”
Notably silent: The Miss Universe Organization—but insiders whisper “they’re intrigued.”
🚀 WHAT’S NEXT? COULD THIS CHANGE MISS UNIVERSE?
While AG x ASSTER’s vision is conceptual, it’s sparking real conversations:
✔ Could MU introduce avant-garde categories?
✔ Will they ever allow gender-neutral contestants?
✔ Would fans accept a ‘punk rock’ Miss Universe?
After all, Miss Spain 2023 already rocked a mullet and tattoos—so why not?
💋 FINAL VERDICT: PAGEANTRY NEEDS THIS ENERGY
AG x ASSTER didn’t just make a video—they dropped a glitter bomb on tradition. Whether you love it or hate it, one thing’s clear:
“Beauty pageants need this kind of disruption to stay relevant.” — @FashionCritic
🗨️ OVER TO YOU:
🔥 Would you watch a “punk Miss Universe”?
👑 Should pageants embrace more gender fluidity?
Sound off in the comments! 💬
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zajebiste
dawno nie słyszałem czegoś tak unikalnie fajnego
Ag zjada asstera i wsm resztę też 🙏
fajnie poskładana nawijka, szacun!
zajebiste
💯💯rosnij
Jakie to jest zajebiste
czarna czapka z białą czaszką
Pozdro
😊😊😊😊😊😊
HITT
Sampel z Kali Gibbs – Sentymentalnie pasuje tutaj 😀 dobra robota💪
ag to mocarz jakich malo
d–_–b
Vibe asf
Wow mega fajne mi się podoba super extra jest ❤😮
ag kot 🔥🔥
to jest kurwa fenomenalne
Ale dał gość z Ldz
AG rozpierdala under
no nie wiem, mi tam nie siedzi xd
CZY ON MA SOCZEWKI AG? CZY NAPRAWDE TAK RZECZYWISCIE ŁADNE OCZY XD?
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Fajne w chuj
AG Kocur
Chciałbym całą nutę w takim stylu u asstera 🎉
meh
A nie mówiłem ? 🙌🏼🙏🙌🏼
ale BENGER!!!!
bardzo ciekawe stilo
ag progres mocny a asster jak zawsze top🔥
Dojebane
siedzi
korytarz od klawiatura znam
dojebane
piekne
fffff
No i rozjebane, pozdro
Ag jest ponad 🔝🔝🔝🔝
generacjonalne
idol
Fajne 🎉
hicior
hit hit hit hit hit