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Beauty Pageants in 2024: A Hilarious Take 🤣
Welcome to the world of beauty pageants in 2024! Imagine a stage where tradition meets technology—and a sprinkle of chaos ensues! Here’s a funny glimpse into what these contests could look like this year.
Virtual Reality Transformations 🎮
Forget makeup artists! Contestants now undergo VR makeovers. Just pop on those goggles, and voilà! One moment you’re in your living room; the next, you’re strutting with a glittering crown in a holographic gown designed by AI. Just be careful not to trip over your virtual high heels!
Social Media Showdowns 📱
Gone are the days of “Why do you want to be Miss Universe?” The real question is: “How many followers do you have?” Contestants flex their social media dominance. “I can juggle five platforms while walking in heels. Watch me go viral!” Bonus points for the best TikTok dance moves during the talent portion!
The “Miss Congeniality” Award 2.0 🤜🤛
No one wants to be “just nice” anymore! The Miss Congeniality award now comes with a million-dollar sponsorship deal. Contestants are battling it out for who can bake the best cake while doing a somersault. Let the chaotic kitchen battles begin!
Eco-Friendly Gowns 🌍
Sustainable fashion is in. This year, gowns are made from recycled materials—think dresses crafted from old electronics. The judges will be assigning scores based on not just beauty, but also how well contestants can explain their gown’s eco-friendly backstory. “This gown was made from e-waste AND has built-in solar panels!”
The Q&A: Current Edition ❓
Instead of philosophical questions, contestants are asked to solve real-world problems like “How will you end Zoom fatigue?” or “What’s the secret to avocado toast perfection?” Get ready for some eyebrow-raising answers that might leave the audience in stitches.
Audience Participation 🎉
The audience gets to vote via a live poll right from their phones, but watch out for those random “troll” votes! “I’m sorry, what? I didn’t mean to vote for the contestant in a cat costume!”
Conclusion: The Future is Bright! 🌟
In 2024, beauty pageants might just be a chaotic blend of comedy, technology, and social media antics. Who knew that fierce competition could be so entertaining? So buckle up—this year’s pageant is set to be one for the books!✨
Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments below! What’s your favorite part about the future of beauty pageants? 🎤💖
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I completely agree you guys are good people. Fuck the patriarchy!
I'ma be real I looked at the thing there referencing ya she won I think she at least the Asian trans One looked better then all the rest not gonna lie
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This isn't a Parity this is 2023. Let's turn the page and go back to what made this country great again.
Careful or the weirdos gonna cancel you. Lol.
“That’s a man in woman’s clothes!”
-Jerry Seinfeld
“I can see his d*^%” got me 🤣
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This is the first time this year I fell out of the chair laughing my ass off
This is transphobic, trans women are women😂
😂😂😂facts
Well atleast Miss America has the paperwork you have to be assigned female at birth
As a biological woman can i please say that this is wrong , and not get cancelled 😂.
Like the trans men and women should get their own league if they wanna be represented.
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Fuck
I looked at pageant and thought it said pregnant lol
So true
If this video gets called “transphobic”, that means we’re right
I guess today facial hair= beauty
Their just mad that us men prettier than them
Smash
It's actually real, check out winner of Miss Netherlands😢.
Ms Kaitlyn "Dickman" 😂😂
"Dickman" 😂, the name symbolises nothing, just usual
This is so real 😂😂😂
Is here a reason the last name is "dickman"? 💀💀💀
No one literally no one notice her or his😂 last name is Dickman 😂😂😂😂😂