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Tia ❤🎉
tia looks busted for a winner
I wonder why her and Scarlett aren’t so close
George’s drag name HAS to be Straightlin
That hairline is so clockable.
Tia serving under the desk ru is giving me life . She deserved the win 100% .
That lace front is screaming Marina was robbed.
I would love to watch Max show George some iconic drag race moments
[Verse 3: Nicki Minaj & BIA]
Ayo, BIA (Huh?)
I just bent the block, all these bitches wanna be ya
Prolly cause my waist gone, money long, Nia
Well, I ain't talking cars, long hair, don't KIA
In a twin seater, you Tamera? What's Tia?
Tia, here's a list of your looks that I loved 🥰
UK:
– Gay Icon (colorful binary code pattern business suit dedicated to Alan Turing)
– Hometown Queen (dark green long gown with huge side slits and red lining, dedicated to Nottingham)
– Monster Mashup (witch doctor type look with a gorgeous headpiece that has cobras coming out of it, skull makeup, rich jewelry and a black dress with gold details)
– Preherstoric (pterodactyl look, my favorite of hers I'm sorry)
UK vs The World:
– Entrance (leopard print body suit and big hair)
– For Queen & Country (gorgeous patterned blue and purple gown with little tea/coffee cups and braided hair styled into an updo)
– Shevil Queen (latex red dress and a huge fuckoff cape with red lining, dedicated to Cherry Valentine)
– Business in the Front, Party in the Back (short tight golden dress with side lacing, bows and a bloody train from the arrows piercing her, dedicated to St Sebastian)
– Take Me up the Aisle (alien baby pregnancy short wedding dress with a ruffled train)
Tia is MY president
George’s drag name should be ‘hoola cooch’ (named after his beverage)
They barely let Tia speak after asking her questions
I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, if you’re a true fan of drag you’d respect all the queens even if they’re not your fave. No one deserves to be told to kys.
Wait a minute… why is Max’s last name literally Jesy from Little Mix’s attempt at a Jamaican accent?! 😊
I love you Tia, you are a great winner. 👑💗
More Drag Queens please!
Tia is such a loveable queen
Bitch, them are the rules at Rupaul's Drag race, boo ! (And I wanna emphasize Rupaul's !):
1. You have to make Ru laugh the most
2. She consults with the judges, but the final decision is hers to make!
What part of the points 1. and 2. listed above don't you understand???
Tia had made Ru laugh the most and much much more and more often than Marina and LGD did combined throughout the season. FACT!
The second rule is self explanatory, no? It's not called "Who-Fans-Think-Should-Win Drag Race" for a reason…🙄🤷♀
As for the lipsyncs: Marina was out of her depth conveying the emotion and spirit of that song + her atrocious pants suit type costume that wasn't flattering at all!
man you two messy twinks are really cornering Tia
Loveeee Tia so happy she won! I hope she knows so many people love her💕 this fandom can be so brutal
The fact that Tia knew how the fandom would attack her if she won is heartbreaking.
Tia you deserved to win this!! You are so naturally talented, well done.