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Episode 174. This week, Bernie Taupin takes a beating, as does an old man in a FLA theatre. Also, Hunter Biden porn, and Lana Del Rey waits tables at a Waffle House.
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Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Greg Fitzsimmons is an accomplished stand-up, an Emmy Award winning writer, and a host on TV, radio and his own podcasts. Greg is host of the popular “FitzDog Radio” podcast ( as well as “Sunday Papers” with co-host Mike Gibbons ( and “Childish” with co-host Alison Rosen ( A regular with Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, Greg also frequents “The Joe Rogan Experience,” “Lights Out with David Spade,” and has made more than 50 visits to “The Howard Stern Show.” Howard gave Greg his own show on Sirius/XM which lasted more than 10 years.
Greg’s one-hour standup special, “Life On Stage,” was named a Top 10 Comedy Release by LA Weekly. The special premiered on Comedy Central and is now available on Amazon Prime, as a DVD, or a download ( Greg’s 2011 book, Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons ( climbed the best-seller charts and garnered outstanding reviews from NPR and Vanity Fair.
Greg appeared in the Netflix series “Santa Clarita Diet,” the Emmy-winning FX series “Louie,” spent five years as a panelist on VH1’s “Best Week Ever,” was a reoccurring panelist on “Chelsea Lately,” and starred in two half-hour stand-up specials on Comedy Central.
Greg wrote and appeared on the Judd Apatow HBO series “Crashing.” Writing credits include HBO’s “Lucky Louie,” “Cedric the Entertainer Presents,” “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher,” “The Man Show” and many others. On his mantle beside the four Daytime Emmys he won as a writer and producer on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” sit “The Jury Award for Best Comedian” from The HBO Comedy Arts Festival and a Cable Ace Award for hosting the MTV game show “Idiot Savants.”..(read more at source)
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Loved Mike’s interpretation of Bowie’s Space Oddity. One of the first Sunday Papers I heard included Mike’s take on Silence of the Lambs which I still relate to people.
Love the show lads 🇮🇪 "Extry, Extry,"!
Hey Mike -no idea you'd shamelessly brag about lying to take disabled person's parking. Being disabled, I stand outside empty stalls (toilets I can't physically stand up from) waiting for likes of YOU who make me wait cuz you prefer them or arrive store entrance already weary because liars like YOU take disabled parking spaces, make me walk across parking lots
Taupin's lyrics aren't great, Elton's songwriting was great (decades ago), but the real genius was Gus Dudgeon's producing.
Uncle Vinnie's isn't in Pt Pleasant, which is the suburban-y neighboring inland town – very NOT "beachy"🏫🏚🏤🏫
For your shows, you're happy to be at "Pt Pleasant BEACH" 🌊🌊⛱⛱🌊🌊
You're at the shore, Baby
Also 9pm THUR night, if you can get on Vinnie's roof you'll see most spectacular free fireworks show over the boardwalk (or walk few blocks to it). Make it spectacular enough for people to come boardwalk THUR instead of waiting til Friday
Did The Dead Kennedy’s ever play on Nov 22?
Greg – please say you've been literally around the corner from Vinnie's (same block) to NJ-famous Joe Leone's !! Take-out only but it's little Italy experience(watch them make mozz). You'll want to eat there daily, so jealous!!
21:17 "If you did"… Did what – murder everyone on Mars?
So Mars isn't a place for ME to raise my kids because raising kids is apparently having someone else do it but kid-raising folks who'd be on Mars will not be if I …. "did". If I did what?
Nothing beats Mike's cantankerous rants about Taupin's meager writing skills. What was Elton thinking all these years? Where was the artistry? And as usual, Greg's Blondie disappointment is hilarious. Now I'm wondering whose disgust is greater—Mike's or Greg's.
Greg is getting grandpa-ish at times. A cool grandpa who still goes to concerts.
Beer throw😳 DID YOU VOTE TRUMP (everybody vote for who you want) SO YOU VOTED BIDEN (i dunno) YES YOU DID (whats it matter) CAN TELL BY YOUR JOKES YOU VOTED BIDEN (can tell by you still talking when nobody wants, you voted Trump)😡💣💥
With the ad reads you guys do, couldn't you afford to grab one of those free real estate or tourism guides they give away at every supermarket just to krinkle on the mic and throw away?
The corrections portion of this podcast I think is getting longer it's sort of tracking with their combined dementia
Correction November 11?
No Maroon?
" Oppenheimer and Blondie!" You guys are really suffering the ravages of old age. lol Love you guys. You remind me of the 87 year old guy and I who chat at the coffee shop every day.
Does crying sound different in Spanish, Greg?
I can see it! 😂 “white Hannibal Burress & a white Brian Regan” -Mike re the logo 🤣😭
Happy Summer Everyone! I’m in the Bay Area and yeah same weather, cold 🥶 and foggy! Finally could leave the windows open at night! Sorry to all those folks scorching 🥵 out there! Head to the coasts if possible people. BEST WEEKEND POD OUT!
Y’all are so angry at Florida. Half of Florida’s population are former New Yorkers. It’s a perfectly unified state. Yankees and Southerners living close to each other in harmony and you HATE it.
R.I.P Tony Bennet.
Mike but they are well drawn portraits.
lol You couldn't make the beds for us?!
What an incredible story about the guy throwing an empty beer can at a comedian. Did it actually hit the wall?
Where can I get the t-shirt?
Greg, met you at the show last night. It was great except for the part where i became an awestruck fanboy and came across as a fucking idiot while shaking your hand and buying a pin or something you were selling. I don't know what it was because I grabbed my change and left whatever it was on the merch table lmao.
Mike, you just killed it with your breakdown of Rocketman! I'm sold, I can never listen to another Elton John song the same way again. Brilliant!
re The golf auction: Is the lunch with you guys or are you cheap fucks just buying me a dog at the turn? thx
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Who's going to rent a U-Haul and drive Gubbins to his storage locker where he keeps all of his free swag?
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Waking up to some much needed yard work and Sunday papers!