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What would happen if the US transitioned into a teenage girl? Honestly, it looks like it’s already happening.
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Teee heee
Do you have any other jokes?
Wait, so she isn't legal?
Couldn’t even finish this. I think we can completely replace the “shrieking teenage girl throwing a tantrum” stereotypical metaphor and replacing it with another adjective: Trump. As in, “Stop trumping.” “We are a miserable, trumping country.” We could’ve been great, but we trumped it instead.” The teenage girl metaphor is particularly rich coming from, once again, an old, know-it-all, white guy with a mouthpiece. It’s all so tired. For the record, I’ve seen some teenage boy tantrums that put any other tantrum to shame. Why did gender and a pink skirt have to be a part of this? Teenage tantrum (and a baby rattle or diaper instead of a pink skirt) would have gotten the point across quite effectively. More universally. Some things really do never change 👎 Patriarchy is insidious and runs deep.
great description, so true
when illegal immigrants actually don’t take american jobs and in fact americans j don’t wanna do dirty jobs 😲someone’s transphobic :/
I love this video.
Literally makes an entire video pretty much making the attack helicopter joke because conservatives can't think of new jokes or actual arguments.
I love this 🤣
So Klavan, are they going to go full trans and cut off Florida?
In sure that makes biden real happy!
Thanks for posting the openings separately.
Love your work Andrew, this is hilarious thank you
I know this is supposed to be funny but it just makes me sad.
Well put!
Best opening of all your shows, and I haven't missed a single one in over four years. Suffering though a Klavanless week has been hard, but the new format is worth it. Really appreciate the analysis of the culture, with backgrounds in the Bible, philosophy, and literature.
What would make me laugh my ass off if it was suggested to cut Florida off. 🤣🤣
Your openings are all great, but this is the best spot on one in years.
Florida
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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It would be funny if it weren’t so totally, literally true.
Some days, it’s harder to dance through the apocalypse than others.
Hahaha I love your intros.
Totally
This is 69 types of "hate speech" lmao
Hilarious! Yup, this pretty much sums it up, but in a very poetic tone. Brilliantly funny, if it wasn't so close to reality.
Spot. On.
We are turning into the feminine States of America, & we can give due credit to the Capitalist Conservative blockers or better know as Socialist Communist, & Morals blocked by all bible hating liberals. F.U.S.A can at least corner the market on Soy & mens fitted womens clothing
Joe Bidet – "No amendment is absolute" How about the 13rd, Joe ?
Can we have more of just the satire bits at the beginning as each bit